#the property boom

[lilliankillthisman]

William Zeckendorf, Senior, six feet tall, powerfully built and with an unusually large, bald, oval head, often topped by a pale grey homburg, was always overflowing with ideas. His brain was dangerously ingenious and fertile. "If I had been a woman," he once remarked, "I would have been pregnant every nine months."

Incredible... possibly the most large happy and sexually normal description I've ever heard

[hoperays-song]

Buster Moon's Total Sing 2 Crime Counter

And we're back again with Buster's lovely crime spree, this time in Sing 2! The numbers had to be estimated way more here than in Sing 1, mainly cause we have no idea how many people are in the room at any time in the theatre so just roll with it cause I'm lowballing stuff. I'm also not a lawyer so this is about as legally sound as the first one.

Anyways! Let's gooooo

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Traffic violations (x3)

Say it with me everyone, waving through traffic on a bike is a traffic violation! Seriously, its like he needs to nearly cause six wrecks within the first five minutes of every film.

Harassment 

Following someone and chasing their vehicle down and then proceeding to talk to them through a car window after they ask you to leave them alone is, not no one's surprise, harassment.

Public Menace

Okay, yes, I'm bringing this back again, but how would you feel if you're driving and in the lane next to you, there's a weird guy on a bike screaming into a taxi window? I, personally, would be fearing for my safety. So I'm adding it.

Trespassing

Grey area because there was no signage we could see but the backstage of where Ash was performing was private property that he likely wasn't supposed to be on so I'm gonna count it.

Trespassing

Buster sneaking around inside the Crystal Tower was trespassing, especially since Karen, the receptionist, insisted he leave previously and said she would call security if he didn't.

Aiding and Abetting the Delinquency of a Minor

Now, since time has passed between the two movies, I'm only gonna count one of the younger teens (Johnny and Meena) as 17 or younger, so take your pick. But, either way, Buster did convince them to trespass in Crystal Tower.

Aiding and Abetting (x5)

And this is for convincing the rest of the troupe to trespass in Crystal Tower.

Breaking and Entering

Buster does proceed to jangle doorhandles and finally find one thats open to break into the backstage of the auditions. Which could count as both breaking and entering or potentially just entering, but still a crime.

Aiding and Abetting (x5)

And then he convinces the rest of the troupe to do the same...

Aiding and Abetting the Delinquency of a Minor

Including at least one kid. Man, Buster loves aiding and abetting charges doesn't he?

Unsafe Working Conditions (x150)

Now I'm not sure just how many people were on set daily at the theatre, as it has to include construction crew, cleaners, dancers, pr agents, the troupe itself, and stage crew, so we're just going with 150 and rolling with it. Buster put them in unsafe working conditions by knowingly lying to Crystal, who was obviously not the safest guy to be around at this point, therefore potentially putting all the employees at risk.

Breach of Contract/Fraud (x13)

Say it with me now, lying in a contract is bad. You are breaking the contract. For example, claiming an employee you do not have as your employee, like say Clay Calloway, is illegal. Doing so over and over again is continuing to commit that crime.

Fraud 

This is more along the lines of lying to the cleaners to get them to not say anything and to help them, therefore withholding essential information from them. And continuing to lie to other employees with the same effect.

Endangerment (x212)

Okay, when he was doing the show, he knew how dangerous Jimmy was. He knew he was willing and able to kill people. He put everyone in that audience and on that stage in danger by doing that performance.

Endangerment of a Minor

And that included at least one kid! We don't know the ages of all the dancers, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a 17 year old in there. Just be glad I'm not including the piglets.

Final Crime Count for Sing 2: 397 individual crimes!

Buster, I know that's less than Jimmy but still, come on man. You don't need to up your crime total every movie.

[augment-techs]

In light of HASBRO and other such entities carrying property doing something incredibly fucking stupid and selling off their history and wares, I would like to set up a little idea of hope:

Like to Charge, Reblog to Cast

[faillen]

Fandom: บัานหลอน On Sale | Peaceful Property Series (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Peach Santiphap Tantitaymitr/Home Saharat Vimarnsukmun Additional Tags: Episode Tag, Dreaming, Pining, Angst, oh how am i doing? good! thanks for asking (bad. i am doing. bad) Summary:

But in years upon years of having this dream, the nightmare has never changed. Not once.

Until.

The thing is, even after the whole thing blows up, even after Home loses them, loses everything, ruins the one good thing he had—Peach keeps fucking showing up.

He keeps fucking.

He keeps showing up.

Every time.

Or: Home dreams.

[the-girl-who-didnt-smile]

The Voodoo King

[chicago-geniza]

Ever since I tracked down the full name of this Kraków critic who had a vendetta against Stefania I can't read a Berenstain Bears Mandala Effect post without thinking [galaxy brain] Berensztejn Bears

[oveliagirlhaditright]

The times Buffy saw Angel's vamp face for the first time in Buffy (because she didn't have her memories in "Halloween," of course).

Bonus: The first Boom AU:

[captain-amadeus]

Cat sketches

[kifu]

The stupid in question. He's not supposed to be a "try to kill myself" new world sheep, but he's trying his best!

[binch-i-might-be]

in the last episode of House I watched the sentence fragment "and her heart went boom" was uttered and I almost catapulted myself out of the bathtub like "LIKE IN MY FUNNY LITTLE MUSICAL BY MY FUNNY LITTLE MAN?????"

[asexualjedi]

Was like damn there should be an ace dating app for people who are like asexual or gray romantic or gray sexual. And then I went to google that and realized that would involve sharing my information with an app and giving up personal info to people. And I’m reminded of the people I had to block and the issues I’ve had with guys™️ in the past and that makes me want to break out in hives. Like would hopefully ideally be different. But. Alas. I’ll just have to believe in rom communism.

[lilliankillthisman]

Reading about currency controls in the old days is crazy... like what do you MEAN you need the Bank of England's permission to invest £500,000 in Canadian real estate. Don't they have better things to do.

[kvr-propertys]

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[dream-home-dubai]

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[ursy153]

Dont forget accessible public bins! Not a bunch clumped together either side of the street, but spread out every 200m-300m?

 Also a good way to keep trees from cracking and warping the concrete is to use spaces of cobbled ground between  the trees so the roots can expand without cracking the pavement! 

The strip of land where the flowers are sitting atop of would do though you'd have to talk to an actual horticulturist on root and tree matience cause some trees would do better in the poor soil quality and stones making up the walkway then others.

The type of tree would also need to be considered when looking at growth over time and if the branch systems would interfere with any overhanging power or telephone lines above (and if were talking about a major city then we have to consider lighting becoming an issue if the airspace above these buildings was filled with skyscrapers and high-rises). 

Plus then there is the problem of the tennets of the apartments above the cafes might complain about trees “blocking their view”.

The type of tree would have to be considered as excessive flowering (example: cherry blossoms) can cause a build up of excessive petals/fruit/detritus below and after rain and rotting causes slippy footpaths. 

They have a very large surface rooting profile. As the trees have grown, their roots, which are very close to the surface have expanded and twisted in public footpaths. 

Pollen count should also be considered so a mix of both male (pollen producing) and female (fruit/flowers) would be needed. 

Then there is the issue of fruit producing trees could lead to an increase in urban wildlife in the area (pigeons, rats, squirrels, insects etc.) which comes with a whole host of health and safety issues on its own especially for those cafes/restaurants with outdoor seating. 

My ideal street layout, wide sidewalk, wide bike lanes, and a 2 lane road that only allows streetcars on it. Yes I know this a bad drawing, I made it in a hurry